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1ooɔ doooooɹʇ

ıɥıɥ ¡ɐs 1ooʞ ɐd ɔ ¡ (: ¡ǝdɐʇ uoʞ ǝɔ ʇnoʇ sɹǝʌuǝ,1 ɐ ɹǝuɹnoʇ ɐ ǝʌıɹɹɐ uo 1ǝnbǝ1 ɹns ǝʇıs un ʇɹǝʌnoɔép ıɐ,ظ ¡ɐɥɐɥ ¡ɐs ɹǝɹɟɟıɥɔép ǝp zǝʎɐssǝ

La classe hein! ^^

ʞɔı1ɔ

My new assistant started today, a real html wiz!

Comme sa ils sont sûrs de ne pas tomber sur des idiots!

Balls ^^

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London Underground ^^

Attention >>>>>Explicit content!!!<<<<<< :D

Le gros point noir de YouTube. : /

3D Logic ^^

Un petit puzzle... très très challenging!! ;)



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Ask a silly question

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

Bizarre ou pas? lol

Human Tetris

Decidément, cette semaine c'est la semaine des vidéos.. Voici un jeu sur lequel je suis tombé complètement par "hasard". Ne vous étonnez pas s'il vous arrive de voir cette émission remixé et apparaitre sur le cable. Je vous laisse plutôt apprécier.

Daft Punk

Trop.. trop.. trop.. bon!! Speciale dédicace à Claire! ^^

Scarlett Johansson

Et voila ma prefere... ^^

This is SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Une ptite video simpa pour bien commencer la semaine. On appele sa du "Speed-Painting". O faite, ya du speed-painting et aussi de l'animation dans la video. Le reste se prive de commentaires...



Ceux qui n'ont pas eu l'occasion de regarder ce film.. et ben ils en ont raT des choses! :/

Sharapooooooooova! ^^

Cherchez l'erreur! :)

La cave magique

Ce site là est tout simplement "I-N-C-R-O-Y-A-B-L-E".
Allez faire un tour çi-dessous. Le seul truc que je peux vous dire c'est:
"Qui a dit que la magie n'existait pas?"

La cave magique!!

The Englishman And The Frenchy

An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"

Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Englishman: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain."

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Englishman: "We don't. In Britain, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
bubble-gum and sell them to France." ^^

The Final Exam

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time - however, after all the hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation.

"Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page.

On the second page was written:
(For 95 points): Which tire?

Proof that girls are EVIL! ^^

Pour faire suite à "La différence entre l'homme et la femme"... Voila une petite equation qui mèrite qu'on médite dessus.. ^^
Sans rancune hein les filles! lol

La différence entre l'homme et la femme

Je vais me faire des ennemis en postant sa.. lol

Connie - Somewhere over the rainbow

Un petit peu de douceur dans ce monde de brute...



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The apple II video clip

Ce clip a été créér a partir de la seconde machine d'apple.. enfin d'après ce que j'ai compris.
Tout simplement.. magnifique...
Je vous conseille de laisser la vidéo se charger complètement avant de le regarder.

Euh... ya-t-il un volontaire pour faire sa sur le command prompt de windows? lol

Spiderman a de la concurrence ^^

Je suis devenu accro a ce jeu la.. et tout le monde chez moi y joue!! :)
Mon record perso est de : 254 yards.. laissez vos scores dan les commentaires!

Cliquez ici!! si vous voulez jouer en "full screen"


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... Let's fly ...

Mettez une petite musique douce si possible sur votre pc...

Fermez vos yeux pendant cinq secondes (allez un ptit effort)...

Faites le vide.. et laissez vous porter...


Il n'existe aucun commentaire qui puisse accompagner les images que vous allez voir... du moins moi je ne les ai pas trouV.
Le noir n'a jamais ete aussi noir... et aussi beau...

New day, nouvelle vie... nouvo depar!

Et voila, un nouveau blog.. Apres deux essais de blogs et un essai d'un site internet qui se sont tous mal termine.., me revoila tenT par un nouvo blog.
Mais keski me pousse pour vouloir bien perdre mon temps kom sa hein? ... en voila une kestion dont je cherche encore et encore la reponse.
Peut-etre le besoin de s'exprimer... peut-etre le besoin d'un challenge quotidien... peut-etre, peut-etre..
Enfin passons...
Yaura sur ce site, kelke trucs simpas, retirer directement du net... donc si vraiment zot pna role... mo pu essaye fer zot gagne 1 role... du moins mo pu essayer ! lol

Bon, treve de bavardage.. attachez-vos ceintures, boire zot avomine (hahaha)... Je vais vous emmener dans des coins bien cachee (malheureusement) du net.. et dont vous ne pourrez plus vous en passer...

Sur ce... "Let's roll!!"